Miss April 2017 Cat Calendar

Miss April 2017 Cat Calendar

IntroducingPorsche. Miss April 2017 Cat Calendar

Named as a kitten (by her then five year old human servant) after the luxury car brand (owing to the fact she was ‘grey & fast’),  Porsche has had one careful owner & still continues to pass her MOTs despite now being a vintage model.  Totally disgusted by mice & birds (& her adoptive feline brother, Enzo,  who loves both), Princess Porsche spends her life ‘upstairs’ on a bed, only leaving the comforts of her couch to eat dinner & to frequent the litter tray. “One only eats from a clean bowl & one is extremely choosy as to what one will eat”. As for going outside, that is the reserve of moggies in Porsche’s opinion & she will not venture outside unless the conditions are absolutely perfect. Occasionally Porsche finds the service drops below an acceptable standard and she is forced to leave her couch to remind Becky of her empty stomach. Nothing comes above Porsche’s needs, even if Becky is using the rest room!

 

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